Friday, 9 January 2009

the usual suspects

I hope you all had a very Merry Christmas. Wishing you all a happy and blessed start to the New Year.

I got back from Lagos on Wednesday. I’ve swapped the heat only to find that being re-immersed in the cold is more unbearable. C'est la vie I guess.

I had a fab holiday…

OMG, before I forget let me just say that while in Lagos, I watched the Nigerian films ‘Jenifa’ and ‘Jenifa 2’... suliat kan, aiyetoro kan… LMAO... filmed in Yoruba but with English subtitles I think part 1 is a must see for all... absolutely hilarious!!!

OK... back to the jist of this post... i.e. what I got up to... Smaragd, just to let you know that I rocked a little at places like Caliente, Penthouse, Insomnia and Auto Lounge… what else did I do?… I went to Federal Palace… I visited Shoprite for the very 1st time (more for necessity than curiosity)… I went to 2 weddings, one kiddie party, and attended our New Year’s Day family event… funny sha this is the first time in years I purposely didn't take my camera out with me. So I've decided to commit, the various snapshots of my memories hanging out with the usual suspects here. Some, you know… like Rosetta, Reverie, Spartan, Wole Ray and Jay but others you don't… like Niata, Ababa and Kujan plus I met new people like IJ, Ash and Baer.

I just can't believe we're going to walk into certain death
I hope that Jeremy Hoyland, the British jet skier that went missing off the coast of Bali, two months ago is found safe and sound soon. It just brings home how dangerous our antics could have been. Last Sunday, by the time Reverie turned up to pick me up, we'd already missed the boat. I had just about given up the ghost on going to the beach but Reverie decided otherwise.

Reverie: I was going to go on the Jet Ski by myself but you're coming with me. You know we are going to fall in don't you
Shubby Doo: Yes… crap… Ok, let's go

Luckily, we didn't fall into the water as we rode all the way from the ikoyi to ilashe… from behind I clung on to him... and for most of the time I had my eyes closed... so you see when we finally caught up with the boat that had left 20 minutes before us… I was more than just relieved.

Get yourself laid
I did.

I got thrown this job by some lawyer
The job was simple really… I just had to let her outshine me… as if. IJ is one of those girls I normally stay well clear off… she is the kind that name drops and thinks she is the most attractive girl in the room even with her nasty weave. I met her at a wedding that I went to with Niata. She purposely manoeuvred her bleached... whoops... I meant to say toned body to sit next to the guy I was chatting with and her dumb gob just spoilt the intelligent conversation we were having. 2 hours later at a BBQ, she saw me walking past and stopped me.
IJ: Hmmm… You’re the engineer aren’t you?
Shubby Doo: Yes… & you’re the lawyer

I walked away and when I came back to sit down she had miraculously remembered my name. I saw her smile fade when Reverie came to sit next to me. It completely disappeared when Spartan stopped dead in his tracks as he realised he wasn’t hallucinating, winked at me and then marched straight up to me to say hello.

Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Söze
The attraction Spartan and I still share scares me… our chemistry is still as ‘excited’... our Keyser Söze is still as ‘dangerous’... as it was the 1st day we met… so how exactly we managed to keep politely saying hello to each other without tearing each other's clothes off after a year with no real contact is a mystery. Whatever he is doing… whoever he is with… he stops and drops everything just for me…
Spartan: Are you ok?
Shubby Doo: I'm fine thank you

I know he doesn't get it but it is not for me anymore. How he always found a way to try and talk to me, hold my waist or stroke my arm in the shadows is beyond me… I was mostly indifferent to it... but the fact that it was always done out of sight of his babe did cause me some concern because I've always know him to be truthful. As far as I'm concerned we are just friends now… it’s an ego thing I think… basically, he cannot understand why I walked away from ‘us’ without blinking… but I’m sure he’ll deal with it soon enough.

After that my guess is that you will never hear from him again
If only. I met Ababa at the beach 3 years ago… his conversation skills have not matured in that time. Apparently Jay tells me that Ababa is ever so shy and quite sweet when he is sober but I guess that means I've only met him when he has had something to drink and his manners have gone to pot.
Ababa: I love your eyes
Shubby Doo: Thank you
Ababa: I wonder what they would look like at the moment of penetration
Shubby Doo: You'll never know. At 21, I couldn't tolerate such nonsense let alone at this age. Excuse me

Before I left he asked for my London number. I refused to reply. He went on facebook and wrote nonsense on my wall… my brother ATA says I should just limit profile his ass… I think I might just do that. After that my guess is that he’ll probably not hear from me again.

That's funny. He called me last night
He called and asked me to go outside and look at the moon… I did… and yes everybody has yabbed me already because apparently I should have pretended but then I wouldn't have seen what Ash was talking about... the bright star shouldering its crescent.

I met Ash at a club I went to with Niata. I liked him from the very start. We danced and talked and danced some more. He offered to take me home when Reverie disappeared... chasing women as usual...
Shubby Doo: Where is he? I can't see him... Ok I'm not going to panic for another 10 minutes... darn... I should have gone home with Niata
Ash: No you shouldn't. I'm glad you stayed

Anyway, the word is he carries around a lotta cash
IJ came to my rescue and took Baer away from me… he bored me shitless... and I got so sick and tired from rolling my eyes all night… it was that bad.
Baer: Can you imagine that guy told them to send me the bill for the extra stuff he ordered
Shubby Doo: I don’t understand. Why would he?
Baer: I organised the BBQ and paid for it and he had the audacity to send the bill for the extra stuff he ordered to me
Shubby Doo: Pele… that’s not right
Baer: People always do that to me. They know I have money and I guess that is what happens when you work like me… I mean I could do a 9 to 5 job but then I wouldn't have as much money and…

I don’t remember the rest… I’d switched off

In English, please?
Kujan is hilarious… as soon as he gets into London and sees oyinbo people he’s accent switches…even with Nigerians… he just can’t help blowing his phonetics… He took the seat I’d saved for Reverie at the Christmas table… yet I wasn’t disappointed with his company… we teased each senseless about our accents… I haven’t laughed so much during Christmas dinner like I did with Kujan… I’m hoping to catch up with him in London sometime this month.

A rumor's not a rumor that doesn't die
Tinuke: Aunty Shubby Doo I saw you and Uncle Reverie flirting
Shubby Doo: You?!!!… you have started with that active mind of yours again abi?
Tinuke: You were flirting
Shubby Doo: Maybe the intensity you saw was me having a go at him. He was supposed to take me somewhere and he didn't
Tinuke: Hmmm… maybe... I still think you were flirting!!!

On another occasion when it was time to leave and go home, Niata came back to tell me that I was, in fact, staying.
Niata: Your husband said I cannot take you. He says he'll drop you off.
Shubby Doo: Which husband?
Niata: Reverie
Shubby Doo: Hahaha… he came here cause I told him we were coming… we've not really hung out this last week that we've both been back in Lagos… I'll just double check with him but I'll probably stay. Thanks anyway

You kids ready?
That’s what I think of Jay’s girlfriend… a kid… she is totally insecure about my friendship with him… so much so that she stopped him from coming out with me on New Year's Eve despite the fact she couldn't accomodate him in her plans. I told him it was ok… he was so embarrassed. Apparently he warned her well... he felt that she had insulted me and inadvertently got him to insult our friendship. He called to take me out to Terra Culture 2 days later. We then ended up at Sky Bar (EKO Hotel) for dinner. She called every hour… after the 3rd time she called him back immediately to talk to me… apparently she thought it might have seemed rude that she hadn’t asked to say hello… silly girl... if she thinks I'm going to give up on my trusted confidant she has another thing coming.

Put a leash on that puppy
Before I left Lagos, Jay called me.
Jay: You need to talk to Reverie. I don't know what you two are playing at but you guys have something and you both don't want to deal with it
Shubby Doo: Ok I will
Jay: No you won't
Shubby Doo. You are right I won't
Jay: Shubby Doo
Shubby Doo: Swiftly changing the subject… guess who I spoke to last night?… Ash
Jay: And?
Shubby Doo: He was a bit ratty… his car had broken down... it over heated... and he was complaining because he hadn’t eaten all day except for a chocolate bar… I told him he sounded irritable so I was going to leave him be... to at least get something to eat… plus I had to go because they had just served up my pounded yam
Jay: You are wicked…
Shubby Doo: I know... hahaha... can you imagine that the poor guy couldn't stop himself from asking if it was powdered pounded yam... I gleefully told him it was the real kind… POUNDED YAM!
Jay: Hahaha

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.
I got to see my Aunty Grace. She is undergoing the treatment she needs… some days are better than others but she is a pillar of strength… she is doing much better than I’d hoped…

For those of you that helped to pray with me when I posted amazing grace... Thank you again for your support and kind words... the devil is a liar... she is well in Jesus' name.

Good Shepherd she is in your hands. Continue to heal her. Please


Original Mgbeke 9 January 2009 at 22:09  

Niiice write up, I see you had a fantabulous time in the good ol' Lagos.
I look forward to reading more about Reverie..*wink, wink*

FineBoy Agbero 9 January 2009 at 23:19  

3rd! Despite my truancy, i still come 3rd! Kai!

Shubby, I so love dis post o!!! The Usual Suspect is my best movie ever, and i was just feelin the way u used all those lines to narrate ur own story. Brilliant!

So, u got yourself laid abi? Hmm...

"Pass me the keys, you muthaf..kin cocksucker!" In English, please...

Nice, nice, nice...

ShonaVixen 9 January 2009 at 23:59 u got some???? share gurl...that's the only part i

badderchic 10 January 2009 at 00:13  


I'm jealous, glad you had fun tho.

Zayzee 10 January 2009 at 07:07  

Lagos is always fun. never a dull moment. me wanna see pictures sha.

happy new year

Afrobabe 10 January 2009 at 09:33  

Hi madam engineer..

I am not sure what you lot think is wrong with Baer but biko just send me his number...he is speaking my language...he can come pay for everything...

You had real fun babes....kai, I am jealous...

still laughing at he guy that changed acents...I have a friend like that...we would be gisting in pidgin and she would suddenly switch to took a while for me to notice it only happs when there is a good looking guy passing by...

Afrobabe 10 January 2009 at 09:34  

And u got laid....

u said that in ne line and expected me to let it go abi.....

oya yarn all ears..

Rayo 10 January 2009 at 11:54  

somebody had a wonderful holiday. good 4 u love. i love the usual suspects nd this is a g8 post btw

LG 10 January 2009 at 14:10  

yahoozee l'omo welcome back :P
glad u had fun' eko 4 show shebi??

Nigerian Drama Queen 10 January 2009 at 14:36  

Happy New Year babes! Glad you had fun in Lagos!! So sad IJ's gf is so insecure. I definately feel you on going from 9ja heat to this freaking cold. Got the flu the first day I came back. I pray Aunty Grace gets better. Oh and I definately wanna hear more about Reverie *wink wink*

aloted 10 January 2009 at 17:14  

i see u had an eventful time in Naija...

happy new year

Aunty Grace is well in Jesus name

Miss Definitely Maybe 10 January 2009 at 23:11  

hey babe
happy New Year
Glad to know you back safely
hopefully not to broke (lol I know how it is when you get back from a long journey to Africa)
enjoyed reading about your escapades
you got laid????????????
am green with envy

Anonymous,  11 January 2009 at 19:14  

...written like a true Spartan.

miz-cynic 11 January 2009 at 19:32  

shubby:-u have a wide array of bobos at ur disposal....kini ashiri ewa re?on a more serious note, the usual suspects is a very cool movie.especially when his leg "magically" starightened and he walked away fron all the crimes/charges.

mizchif 11 January 2009 at 21:42  

Hey urself! Glad to have you back.
I see u thouroughly enjoyed ur trip to naij.

Jay 12 January 2009 at 09:38  

Happy new had too much fun..good girl :)

And you gots laid!! I've just turned 3 shades of green and you know how hard that is on black skin :)

Welcome bk xx

O'Dee 12 January 2009 at 10:40  

You wrote this in ur usual style, & I loved it.

I so enjoyed the usual suspect. Will gladly watch it over & over again.

Guess u had fun in Lag.

Ur aunt will get better & her health wil be restored in christs name. amen.

Flourishing Florida 12 January 2009 at 13:10  


there was so much activities going on in dis post dat i was completely lost. am sure having missed so much previous posts is d cause

how r u, babes? how is good. i totu were either dating reverie or spartan. hmmm ...

Jay 12 January 2009 at 13:49  

Special invite for the sheppard awaiting rsvp at :)

I don't know how to get ppls emails!!

Ping me a note and i'll add u straight on :)

Shubby Doo 12 January 2009 at 14:11  

@original mgbeke – thanks…I did o!... & happy new year to you

@sting – Yes u were

@fineboy agbero - dat your post doesn’t really count as an update but I’m willing to wait to hear about this new love of yours…hope it is going well

Thanks for the compliment…the character names Baer and Kujan are from the film too

‘…Yeah? What's that, the restaurant business? No. From now on you're in the getting fucked by us business…’… LMAO…I just love the film 2 bits…a classic IMO

@shonavixen – lol…you’re a vixen so I’m not surprised by that!

@badderchic – I did thanks. how are you…post a pic of that wedding dress na…like your friend said ‘claim it’

@uzezi – you are right…it’s never dull at all

@Afro – you’ll have to fight IJ for him…and she is like a dog with a bone…honestly you are welcome to him

I no say you no fit miss dat one… lol…all ears eh?... what else is there to say but it was good…very good ;-)

@rayo – thanks dearie

@LG – eko for show!!!

@NDQ – how are you?…hope the flu is all gone now…yep Jay’s girlfriend shouldn’t be so insecure…I always went out of my way to make it clear that I respect their relationship…

@aloted – amen. Thanks darling

@Miss DM – I’m broke but I don’t care…it was well worth it

@rethots – lol… I’ll take your word for it

@miz-cynic – they just like the chase…naija men no dey hear no…lol…what can I say but the attention…the right kind…was fun.

@mizchif – I did thanks. happy new year to you hun

where is my invite to your blog now that it is private?!!!

@jarrai – *blushes 2*…Happy new year to you hun? How is the new business going?...well I hope!!!.

@oluwadee – amen. thanks sweetie…re: the film…so would I

@FFF – sorry to loose you there…

lol…no I’m not with Spartan anymore…and I’m not dating Reverie…not yet sha ;-)… I kid

@jarrai – thanks darling for the invite

you were one of the first to comment at mine so I'm glad i won't be missing out on my girl’s news =)

Ms Sula 12 January 2009 at 16:49  

Welcome back, Shubby Doo dear. Sometimes, your life reads so much like mine. :)

But you know (deep down) that Reverie will always be there for you. When you too kids will be ready, you'll make the necessary plunge.

Ah! The IJs of this world. They really are an interesting bunch. Pathetic, yes, but great blog fodder. :)

Spartan... *sigh*. I so know what you are talking about, I'm having a hard time commenting. :)

But I'm glad you had fun. I love Niata she seems like a good yin to your petulant yang... I'm looking forward to more of the Reverie Saga.

How's the House of Flying Agbaras doing?

bumight 13 January 2009 at 02:24  

i didnt even know u were in naija for the holidays.
i think everybody saw jenifa, hilarious! I had to get both cds.

you sure had mad fun! now back to the cold. i started feeling funny after i got back. thought i had malaria.

Lolia 13 January 2009 at 15:42  

glad you had fun in Lagos...can't wait to hear more about it + I need to watch Jenifa now! {proceeds to you tube}

Avartsy 13 January 2009 at 15:45  

Gosh, sounds like u had an uber-amazing time filled w/ male and female! I watched Jenifa 1, couple wkends ago, lmao at the lead actress...feeling all cool and ish in pj's and boots, bigs girl...I'm yet to see part 2, but I saw it on, so I'll try to watch that soon...thanks for the bday greeting!

Anonymous,  13 January 2009 at 16:44  

Wow that was your holiday? Enjoyed reading it, you obviously had a lot going on.

Take Care x

Shubby Doo 13 January 2009 at 21:33  

@ms sula – I know… which is why I visit yours so often…

*sighing at the thought of a Reverie saga*…it’s getting harder to just be normal around each other…

Niata is great…

@bumight – you too?!!!I didn’t go to work today because the room started spinning and I felt queasy…ran to the bathroom to hurl... it was that bad… thinking it is malaria so I’ve started taking my anti-malaria coartem tablets

@lolia – enjoy…you are going to laugh so much it will hurt…jennifa is a funny flim

@avartsy – suliat kan, ayetoro ka, jennifa kan…I gats to be big girls…I laughed so much at that part with her strutting in her pj’s and boots…I honestly thought it was a remote control she was holding but it turned out to be a phone…go figure…lol…

when is Nigeria ever dram free?!!!

Forgot to add happy New Year @ yours so I’m saying it now…may 2009 be a happy and blessed year for you

@therapy – thanks and welcome to blogville. I hope you enjoy it

Allied 13 January 2009 at 22:02  

And she is back!!!! I so envy you, You know you need not to mention what fab time you had, this post reeks of it.

Jenifa was okay to me. Yeah, sometimes mirth escaped my lips but I never did get that deep belly laugh. That ROTFLMAO kind. I guess I should try to finish the movie abi?

Jet Skiing is not as bad as it looks until I see other jet skis approaching then I panic. Funny enough, I have never capsized; that won’t be funny since I cannot swim.

Lol @ IJ. Don’t make fun of her; I surprisingly know a lot of Nigerian girls who are not bleaching but ‘maintaining’ their tone. How dare you confuse the latter with the former? As a dark skinned Nigerian, I have had the liberty to be educated by my ‘maintaining tone’ acquaintances what the big difference is. Shubbydoo, get with the program.

You and this your Spartan. Shubbydoo, I thought we have agreed that you will not play the Child of dreams.

Baer is a GOAT.

Why I am not surprised about Jay’s girlfriend? Maybe it is because I experienced that kind of attitude 3 times last year. My friends cannot come to my house anymore without their new girlfriends. I cannot invite them to parties, if I don’t invite their girlfriends. One guy friend even said to me “try to win her over, so she will not feel threaten; then she can allow me to talk to you” Imagine!!!

Hmm I hope Ash is not going to start appearing in your post – We are rooting for Reverie. ASH go away!

For some reason, you came to my mind more than Twice when I was in Las Vegas on Christmas break. It could be because I kept seeing “Reverie” written almost everywhere I looked.

Your Aunty Grace is still in my prayers. She will have a testimony in Jesus Name. (AMEN)

Wishing you a happy and blessed start to the New Year.

Afrobabe 13 January 2009 at 22:43  

Na lie oh....that doesn't even begin to cut it...

Details girl...the dirty grimy details!!!

JS 14 January 2009 at 09:09  

First time here and you are one lady with a memory.Your life must be fun.

Were you teasing of flirting or which one Shubby?

Brilliant stuff. See you later.

(vixenchick) 14 January 2009 at 12:43  

hey sugar! just dropping by to say hi...

p.s. congrats on getting laid! : )



doug 14 January 2009 at 13:51  

Hey Shub!!! Welcome back! Glad you had fun in Nigeria. Baer is the very worst kind huh? On getting laid...ummm huzzah? LOL

And God be with your Aunt Grace.

Shubby Doo 14 January 2009 at 23:03  

@hot dougie – Amen and thanks.

Ababa irked me more than most this Xmas holiday… i was just bored by Baer

it is good to be back… I went over to Geisha’s to hear your song contribution for her 12 days of chrismas but she has deleted her blog :-(

sorry I missed it…

In doing so she has allowed you avoid my yabs sha :-P

@vixenchick – thanks… lol

@jidesalu’s diary (aka babajidesalu) – thanks and welcome… been to yours and it’s hilarious over there… you might just be my fix for naapali’s departure… time will tell.

lol… of course it was flirting…nobody likes a tease =)

@afro – get out jo… it wasn’t grimy… just inevitable… his place…dim lights… music… perfect ;-)

@allied – darling I have so missed you…

Thanks for saying that about my aunt. Amen to her testimony…

In Jesus’ name it is well.

I think you should have said Baer and Ababa are GOATS… well i'm saying that anyway ;-P

About the jet ski… funny when we caught up with the boat we were joined by two other couples on their jet skis… I actually eased up and laughed because it felt like a surreal James Bond moment… i came back on the boat sha!

I cannot believe you jet ski and don’t swim… sort that out missy…asap

Also, I think you need to slap your senseless acquaintances HARD and tell them to get out of the programme… I sat next to a lady today that was bleaching… her skin was flaky and looked greyish, and her knuckles were black… mehn, give me good skin any day… and that is what God has blessed my with… granted I’m not dark… more of a caramel complexion but I no wan EVER sabi dat bleaching or maintaining tone rubbish jare… God made me this way for a reason.

I honestly thought you were a Spartan fan from your comment on trick modes… but I’m happy it’s Reverie you are championing now…child of a dream was about me… the key to the story was Reverie… i guess i'm still figuring out how to use the key =)

Those insecure girlfriends do my head in… you know that your man and has been friends with me for the last 13 years and now you want to regulate it… haba… I’m like abeg get lost… sad things is that some men are weak creatures… I was surprised that Jay stood up to her but I guess that is why we are friends… he has a no-nonsense moralistic view of things… if he is not doing something wrong… woe betide you if you imply otherwise…if he is doing something wrong, tell him, explain why and he’ll adjust…

Ash is just a friend… honestly… Jay has told me I must not complicate matters of my heart… besides Ash lives in Nigeria and I don’t

Happy new year Allied… wishing you a year full of the Lord’s blessings… may opportunities galore always find you and may you always be able to claim the right one and at the right time. May happiness and success be yours. Always

Smaragd 15 January 2009 at 15:10  

good girl! u always

this style of writing is just so u and i thoroughly enjoyed reading.

u have to clarify things for me though... is Reverie ur boyfriend? i know Spartan is an ex (duh! blonde

Good Shepherd, please always be with us.


Anonymous,  16 January 2009 at 17:05  

Good to know you had fun in lagos

doug 16 January 2009 at 17:13  

@Shub: what???!!! Geisha deleted her blog???!!! :(

I have the song. I'll email it to you later. Hope I don't forget.


doug 16 January 2009 at 17:13  

@Shub: My voice rocks babe, don't get it twisted! Mscheeeeeew!!!!

In my head and around me 17 January 2009 at 13:20  

Another Jenifa fan...I must watch it!

Joy Isi Bewaji 17 January 2009 at 20:50  

good to know u had a great time in naija.

happy new year dear!

Severus Snape 20 January 2009 at 11:23  

So, you had nice hols....good!
Happy new year...

Anonymous,  21 January 2009 at 06:48  

HAAA! so u were at Penthouse! I knew there was sth vaguely familiar abt that creamy looking babe there!

So it was you!!!

Ive seen Shubby DOO!!

Ive seen Shubby DOO!!!

Shubby Doo 21 January 2009 at 09:36  

@chari – lol…funny to think we probably did see each other without knowing it…I was there o! but you and I both know that the only lady that caught your eye this Christmas was your baby…Buttercup…*singing*… love is in the air ;-)

@serverus snape – I did thanks…Happy New Year 2 u 2

@isi – Happy new year dearie…I loved your book btw…can’t wait for the next one…consider me a fan.

@in my head and around me – please do…it’s really funny

@doug – I promise I won’t get it twisted but can’t it really be that off the hook?!...hmmm…ok you’ve baited me with high expectations so I’ll be the real the judge of that but first…*shouting*…doug where is the song o! don’t let me come and find you mister!!!

@marjoram - Happy New Year 2 u 2 sweetie

@smaragd – come to think of it I guess this is kinda similar to the way I wrote house of agbada daggers…hmmm…what I can say but it’s my life in film…lol

Reverie is just a close family friend...erm…erm…*coughs* ;-)

doug 22 January 2009 at 03:20  

I left you a present on my blog Shub!

Jinta 22 January 2009 at 12:23  

i sincerely like ababa (obviously being obnoxious comes naturally to him) and love Baer (do people like that still exist, really?)

Buttercup 24 January 2009 at 00:21  

oh my..what a rollercoaster!


so whats the deal with u and reverie, hmm????

aww thank God ur aunt is getting better..

SOLOMONSYDELLE 24 January 2009 at 14:33  

I cannot believe I read every word of that. Thank God your Aunty is doing better. She will be well.

You definitely had fun in Lag! I'm jealous, lol!

Take care and update soon, ok?

LovePaprika 25 January 2009 at 01:13  

hmm.. looks like you had fun! and i have seen jenifa!! it is real silly but funny!! :)

Carlang 25 January 2009 at 12:56  

To be back.

It seems someone had a lovely holiday. And to think that we were both in the city of Lagos at the same time.
What would Karlang think?

Thanks for stopping by my dead page.

Stop giving me a hard time.
Andromeda is currently 800 miles from me. Locked firmly in the middle of her programme at Law School.
She has informed me that i if i make the silly mistake of visiting her for Valentine's day she will have a thing or two to say to me.

And no..
They wont be moans.

Carlang 25 January 2009 at 14:42  

Get thee behind me demoness!

Well, i did consider the possiblity that ,despite her insistance on the contrary ,she really wanted me to surprise her with a visit come Valentine's day.

But then i considered the other possibility that she really wanted me not to come see her.

Either way i have hit on a simple solution.
I will not visit her on Valentines day.
it would be a drag anyway. What's the point making that day if everyone else is going to make it special as well.
DOesnt it just ruin the Magic of the day.

Instead we have agreed that we shall meet and celebrate in March.
Then the streets will be less crowded,
Hotel rooms much freer,
and out libidoes in roaring readiness..

You see the merit of my plan?

It's okay...
Deleted messages are kinda cool.
You're left with the delightful Carte blanche option of imagining what the person might have said...

FOr instance...

You really are lying in a bathtub and replying my comments?

ablackjamesbond 26 January 2009 at 10:06  

I know guys like Baer...and babes like the Lawyer...guess the world would be a boring place without them.

ablackjamesbond 26 January 2009 at 10:07  

and the usual suspects is my 2nd fav movie ever, next only to the shawshank redemption.

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